17 Unexpected Ways to Burn Fat

Replace one meal with eating your nails.

Running from a killer through the woods.


Get your legs broken by a gang. Crawl back home on your elbows.

Be passive aggressive in the office like, all fucking day.

Read a book that’s so shitty it annoys you.

Dig a grave.

Have a secret fetish.


Hold your pee during a meeting because you don’t want to draw attention to yourself by getting up.

Tell everyone you know that you drink Bulletproof Coffee.

Shit your pants in public then trying to act calm.

Pretend to check your phone at a party where you don’t know anyone.

Critique art.

Get tortured for secret information.

Reply “you too” when the server says “enjoy your meal,” then never go back there again.


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  • This is just hillarious, loved it!!



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